Robert Thurnher suppt

“ Nasruddin Hodja acted as a Trickster, especially when people pestered him for a piece of wisdom. Once when he had to preach but wasn't in a mood for this, he talked his way out of it... three times in a row:

Nasruddin: O people of Akshahir! Do you know and understand what I am about to say to you?
The people: No, we don't.
Nasruddin: What?! How can I speak to such ignorant people! (leaves)
Nasruddin (one week later): O people of Akshahir! Do you know and understand what I am about to say to you?
The people: (remembering what had happened the last time) Yes, we do.
Nasruddin: Wonderful! Then there is no need for me to speak to you today.
Nasruddin (one more week later): O people of Akshahir! Do you know and understand what I am about to say to you?
The people: (Some shout "No", some "Yes")
Nasruddin: Wonderful! Now let those who know tell those who do not know.

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Reposted from ylem235

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Dazu schlägt Sarrazin eine Art Gebärprämie in Höhe von 50.000 Euro für jedes vor dem 30. Lebensjahr geborene Kind vor, allerdings nur »für jene Gruppen, bei denen eine höhere Fruchtbarkeit zur Verbesserung der sozioökonomischen Qualität der Geburtenstruktur besonders erwünscht ist«.

Wenn ich das lese, kommt mir ein Spruch, der mir vor ein paar Tagen auf Twitter untergekommen ist, gar nicht mehr so abwegig vor: »Ich brauche das Sarrazin-Plagiat »Deutschland schafft sich ab« nicht, ich habe das Original »Mein Kampf« gelesen.« [Telepolis News]

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Reposted from finkregh via sofias

“ Guy #1: I really, really hate that guy.
Guy #2: But he's been dead for years.
Guy #1: Yeah, I know. I wish he were alive so I could wish he were dead. ”

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